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Unspoken of by Sunday school teachers, preachers and Bible scholars
in general are the various X-rated stories that appear throughout the Old Testament. Like they do with Ezekiel’s description
of an alien space craft landing, the teachers tend to ignore or gloss over the stories, perhaps pretending (or wishing) they
did not exist. Some of the stories are raunchy enough to appear in contemporary pornographic
literature. Click For More Contemporary Bible scholars like to think Moses may have had
a lot to do with writing the Book of Genesis. That book, the first in the Bible, is the key ingredient to the Christian belief
in the origin of man and his fall into sin, thus making him dependent on blood sacrifice to achieve atonement. It is all there
in the first chapters of Genesis. The story has been used to keep humanity in a state of mental enslavement for as long as
anyone can remember. It is a terrible belief system culled from a book with origins dating
back into the fog of antiquity. More . . . The fundamental Christians say they believe the Bible is "God’s
Word" and because of this, they accept everything it says as "God’s Holy Word" and therefore it must be true. But then
they have problems explaining a lot of inconsistencies that begin piling up right from the first Book of Genesis. The creation of humans is a hum-dinger for starters. Click For Story The story of God’s creation of Adam and Eve in the Book
of Genesis is so full of biological holes it is difficult to find a point for a challenger to the story to start. The archaeological and geological evidence of humanoids that walked the earth show that men and women were
on the planet thousands of years before the Bible record begins. And then who did Cain marry when he started the Cannonites,
his mother? Click For More The
Real Creation Of Humanity In the Book of Genesis we are presented the story of the creation of the first man named Adam. The story goes on to
tell how God give Adam a “helpmate” and created the first woman, Eve, from Adam’s rib. Instead of blindly considering this story from its literal content, suppose we explore the story as a myth
that attempted to explain in the best way the aboriginal mind could understand it, how contemporary humans, or Homo sapiens,
came into being. Click For Story
The story of Cain and Abel, allegedly the first sons of Adam and Eve,
need to be examined with some care. The story is a record of the first recorded murder in human history. It may be interesting
to note that numerous other ancient religious works also include versions of similar stories. Click For More
Bible thumpers who really spend time studying
that book must have a lot of trouble justifying the many verses that describe their god as a "god of war" and also a "god
of peace." How can the god of love that watches over mankind also condone the violent killing of armies and sometimes entire
tribes? Click For More According to text from the
ancient Sumerian clay tablets, there was a complex story concerning two primary god figures, Enki and Enlil, sons of the supreme
god Anu but by different wives. Thus they were half-brothers and they did not get along. A
study of the rivalry between these two gods gives us some insight into the wild stories handed down to us via the Book of
Genesis. Click For Story I recently received a letter from a practitioner of Pale Mayombe,
a religion based on voodoo black magic that had its origins in the African Congo. The letter, in a strange way, sent me into
a mental awareness of the broad array of groups in the world that are seeking spiritual pathways by following both conventional
and unconventional religious instruction. This became an exploration into the true meaning of the phrase: "We are all one."
Click To Read “I Am That I Am” The old Popeye cartoons of years back, where Popeye declared: “I am what I am,” would have been a shock to the
ancient Hebrew people who recognized that phrase; “Ehyeh-Asher-Ehyeh” as the holy name of God. Click
For Story Of all the miracle accounts in the Bible, the story of Noah
and the ark he built so a remnant of humans and living creatures could escape cataclysmic events has survived scholarly efforts
of disproval. Not only is the story found in the fifth chapter of the Book of Genesis,
a comparable account is told in the Epic of Gilgamesh and flood stories survive in many tribal myths including the American
Indians and on the Islands of Hawaii. Just
what happened at that distant time in the past, and why it occurred, remains a mystery. All of the stories say there was a
great flood. Yet some have shown through scientific data and mathematics that it couldn't have happened as described in Genesis.
Click For More Of all the strange stories appearing in the Old
Testament, the Book of Ezekiel offers perhaps the most interesting account of an oval or "wheel" shaped ship filled with beings
that drops from the sky for an encounter with mankind. Click For Story A line of the Old Testament books, known to the Jewish people
as the Torah, are filled with commandments allegedly delivered by God via Moses that have strongly influenced the law books
in many parts of the world. The Ten Commandments list what many consider the most important
list of laws to be followed, and most of them make sense. Murder, larceny, rape and adultery are considered serious crimes
worthy of being addressed by our court system. But many of the other Old Testament laws, and instructions as to how to punish
the violators, are a bit strange. Click For Story When God Committed Genocide When we examine the Old Testament stories from a contemporary and legal point of view, we have to realize that YHVH, or
the Hebrew Jehovah, was the worst mass killer the world has ever known. Click
For Story The Christian Bible is not only filled with gory stories of blood
sacrifice, war and murders, but it depicts God as not only the creator but the mass destroyer of millions of humans. Theologians
of course paste all of the stories together as a supreme lesson from the Almighty for the benefit of mankind. But in the end,
it appears that mankind hasn’t learned much from the book except use it as an example for our own self-destruction.
Click For Sunday Message The Christian Bible; especially the Book of Deuteronomy, is filled
with curses by God for special acts of misbehavior. At the time these Old Testament books were written, the people were riddled
with fear and superstition and a curse was taken very seriously. It was bad enough if the curse was cast by a witch. But when
it came from The Almighty on High, the people literally trembled in fear. Click For More The Sodom And Gomorra Nightmare Among the strange stories in the Book of Genesis, in the Old Testament, is the destruction of the cities
of Sodom and Gomorra. According to the Biblical account, the people of the area were living very immoral lives.
At one point, God, or possibly some intelligent force that possessed nuclear weapons at the time, chose to destroy the cities
and everybody in them. Because “God” considered Lot to be a righteous man, he sent two angels
to warn Lot and his wife and two daughters to get the hell out of Dodge before the city was blown to smithereens. The angels no sooner arrived at Lot’s
home when men from all over Sodom were pounding at the door, wanting to rape the angels. The story goes downhill from there.
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For Story When God Ordered Abraham To Kill His Son There is a troublesome story in the Book of Genesis about God’s command to
Abraham to take his only legitimate son, Isaac, into the mountains and there to sacrifice him as a burnt offering. There was
a moral lesson but not one that makes much sense. Click
For Story As offensive as the practice of slavery is regarded by society today,
the Christian Bible actually condones it. In fact, the Bible gives explicit instructions on how slaves should be treated,
how severely they can be beaten, and even when slave owners can have sex with them. Click For More We tend to think of the ancient tribal practice of sacrificing
animals and even people on stone alters as a primitive and nonsensical religious rite. Yet the Christian Bible speaks of a
God that demands constant blood sacrifices for the atonement of sin. The Old Testament
is filled with stories about people building stone altars and then sacrificing the finest male sheep from the herd to be slaughtered
before the Lord. The murder of Jesus, described in the New Testament, is considered the ultimate blood sacrifice for the sins
of humanity. Click For Story
If you think the contemporary practice of shouting insults and
giving insulting hand symbols is something new, guess again. The Old Testament is crammed with examples of insulting remarks
that might make your head spin. If you want to sound more sophisticated about your insults,
study and memorize some of the almost poetic insults in Samuel, Kings and Isaiah and you will have a stack of new intellectual
sounding ammunition to fire at your enemies. Read More
The story of the killing of brothers Onan and Er in Genesis
38 is a simple straight-out tale of God slaughtering first Er, because he was doing something "wicked," whatever that was.
Then God killed Onan after refusing to jump in bed with Er’s widow and impregnating her. Something
seems wrong with this story. See what you think. Click To Read The Old Testament is filled
with silly stories that do not make any sense. In fact, we have to wonder why they were included in that so-called “holy”
book. Just a light read through
some of those ancient books quickly brings you to one or more of those nonsensical stories. Judges 15:4-5 is our selection
for this week. Click For Story Remember the strange Bible story posted a few weeks ago about
how Samson tied the tails of 300 foxes together and set them on fire. The crazed animals then ran through the wheat fields
of the Philistines and set the crops afire. Samson did this out of revenge because the
Philistine woman he married had been given away to the best man at his wedding. But we
haven’t told all of this strange story. Click For The Rest It is easy to understand that when thousands of people are gathered
together in the same camp or community, the politics of leadership come into play. In the Sixteenth Chapter of the Book of
Numbers, we have a story of political rivalry between Moses, the declared leader of the Israelites, and Korah, a self-proclaimed
leader of the Levites. Find out how God handled that pack of rebels. Click For Story Of all the peculiar stories packed in the Old Testament the ones claiming
that God stopped the rotation of the Earth . . . for a full day to assist Joshua in his battle against the Amorites . . .
and then caused the planet to spin backward for Isaiah . . . are scientifically impossible to accept. A lot of hard-line Bible thumpers argue that if God has the ability to
create the heavens and the Earth, he also can magically stop the Earth’s rotation. But why would He choose to do this
when the act would create literal chaos and devastation not only on the Earth, but even in the Solar System? More There are some really strange stories in the Old Testament. The human
association with God is described as quite physical in the stories of Adam and Eve in the garden, Moses on the mountain and
also when God appears as a stranger and challenges Jacob to a wrestling match that ends in a draw (Genesis 32). We examine
the Jacob/God match today. Click To Read Few scholars take the story of Jonah as anything more than a
myth since there is no known fish or whale in existence that is capable of literally swallowing a man. And once swallowed,
if it had happened, it would have been impossible for any living creature to remain inside the digestive system of the beast
for three days and then emerge alive. But it is in the Bible so it must be true you say? More . . . Is there such a thing as a witch? The answer to this question is yes.
We live among people with supersensory or clairvoyant abilities. They are all around us, sometimes not realizing their special
abilities exist. We now refer to such people as
psychics, telepaths, prophets, visionaries, diviners, foretellers, mediums, empaths and seers. The Old Testament condemns
these people to death. Click For Story
The Day God Almost Killed Moses When you carefully study the Old Testament books of the Law, it is difficult to understand why the Hebrew people loved the
God they called YHVH. In reality, because of the things that YHVH was constantly doing to them, their devotion was undoubtedly
out of fear. Click
For Story Handicapped People Offend God Among the Old Testament laws delivered by Moses after the burning bush
episode were some odd messages in which God appears to be offended by people with imperfect bodies. In fact Leviticus 21 describes
in detail a code of appearance and behavior for priests before they can enter the sanctuary within the temple. Click
For Story The "Holy Christian Bible" is filled with a few horror stories
that no parent would ever want to read to their children. In fact, they are not stories that Sunday school teachers or preachers
ever speak of. Yet they exist, wedged in between the so-called stories of inspiration. One
of the most gruesome of the stories is found in the Old Testament Book of Judges, Chapter 19. Dare to read this week's Sunday
message. Click Here The Bible is explicit about communicating with the dead. In
verse after verse, from Genesis in the Old Testament to The Book of the Revelation in the New Testament, readers are warned
against doing it. So a lot of people want to do it anyway. What happens when we talk to the dead? Sometimes the dead will
answer. Click For Story Among the many Old Testament horror stories is that of Jephthah,
the leader of the Israeli army, who led his forces in a great battle against the Ammonites. Jephthah
must have been unsure of his ability to succeed in such a battle because he did something really strange. In Judges 11:30
we read: "And Jephthah vowed a vow unto the Lord, and said, ‘If thou shalt without fail deliver the children of Ammon
into mine hands, then it shall be that whatsoever cometh forth of the doors of my house to meet me when I return in peace
. . . shall surely be the Lord’s and I will offer it up for a burnt offering." What did he think was going to come out
of that door, the family dog? Click For Story
From Where Does That "Rapture" Story Originate? Fundamental Christians not only put their faith in a god-man
named Jesus who proved his deity by supposedly rising from the dead three days after he was murdered, but they believe in
a wild "rapture" story. Click For Story
The books of the Old Testament are filled with descriptive stories
of war, sex and murders that appear to have nothing to do with reinforcing the reader's faith in God. The assassination that ended the 18-year reign of Eglon, King of Moab, who ruled over the Israelites from the
City of Palms, is perhaps the goriest story to be found in that so-called "good book." Click If You Dare The Hebrew Jesus
Figure Elijah When digging through
the Books of Kings in the Old Testament, we find the amazing story of Elijah, a figure that portrays the Jesus story in so
many ways the Jewish people even today are awaiting his "second coming" just as contemporary Christians are looking for the
return of Jesus. Who was that guy? Click For Story A story in the Book of Judges in the Old Testament is but one
of many accounts of terrible sexual perversion that makes us wonder why these ancient writings were included as part of the
so-called holy writings of the Hebrew faith. Dare To Click How incredible it is that Christians and Jews hold sacred so many
stories of extreme barbarism found in the pages of the Old Testament. The stories appear to be a record of the history of
the Hebrew people who claim to be following the Will of God in their violent actions involving warfare, murder and sexual
assault. Read On If You Dare
The Peculiar Issue Of Male Circumcision Male circumcision is the cruel and painful act of cutting away the foreskin of the penis and totally exposing
the glans, or the sensitive bulbous end of the penis. Performing this peculiar operation was originally directed by God
to Abraham and his descendants, or the Jewish and Muslim people, according to Genesis 17:9-12. “And God said unto Abraham, Every male child among you shall be circumcised.”
That was then. Why are we still doing it? Click For Story The Raping Of Lot By His Daughters The entire story of the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah is filled with perversion and strange sexual
behavior that leaves students of Genesis 19 shaking their heads. The “teaching” allegedly drafted from the
story appears to involve God’s judgment on those two cities and the people in them for their wild and perverted behavior.
This is demonstrated when Lot’s home was surrounded by the men of Sodom who wanted to have sex with angels that arrived
that day to warn Lot to flee with his wife and two daughters to escape the looming destruction of the city. What happened
after that is a story they don’t talk about in Sunday School. .Click For More The Original Mother Of God Semiramis was the wife of Tukulti-Ninurta,
or Nimrod. She was said to have not only been very beautiful, but also politically powerful. As the story goes, both Nimrod
and Semiramis established themselves as the gods Marduk and Astarte. There are several versions of how Semiramis got to be
the declared mother of god. One of them says that after the death of Nimrod, Semiramis bore a son, Tammuz. Since she could
not have conceived the child from the dead Nimrod, she proclaimed it to have been a miracle conception and that Tammuz was
Marduk reborn. Click For More The next time you get stuck in traffic and some idiot cuts you off
or does some other ridiculous thing to make your situation worse, we offer some great curses from the Bible that you can use
instead of the ones you normally do. Since they are scriptural, you don’t have to feel guilty using them. Click And Memorize The Ridiculous Search For Noah’s Ark It seems there have been a lot of expeditions
organized to climb Mount Ararat in Eastern Turkey because some aerial or satellite surveillance photograph caught an image
that looked like a ship in the ice. The purpose of these climbs . . . and there have been many . . . has been to prove an
ancient Biblical myth that a man named Noah and his family built a wooden vessel that carried them and a horde of world animals
through a destructive world-wide flood that lasted 40 days and 40 nights.Click For More All
Those Biblical “Begettings” Both the Old and New Testament in the Bible include long stories detailing ancestry leading from Adam right down
to Jesus. The reference to just who was the parent of who falls on the word “begot.” This is an old English word
that means “to generate a child” or offspring. The historical reference usually always falls on the male parent.
So why are they all listed? Click For Story When God Threatened To Kill Moses The
practice of circumcision has been losing its popularity among young families for a few obvious reasons. It is just one more
costly medical procedure involving newborn babies, and many doctors now question its value as a health benefit.Circumcision involves the cutting away of the foreskin of the
male penis. It has been a serious part of the Jewish faith dating back to the Old Testament. But it seems that the reason
for this practice is only because God commanded it. And the truth behind this strange commandment lies buried only in the
minds of the writers of the five books of the Torah. The
first five books of the Old Testament are known as the Books of the Law. They comprise the Hebrew Torah, the holy book of
God’s teachings that were allegedly given by God to Moses to be written on parchment and used as instruction for holy
living. But if God scratched the laws on stone tablets, what happened to such holy stones? Would you believe Moses smashed
them? Click For Story
The ancient books of law found in the Old Testament dolled out
some really severe punishments for certain types of misbehavior. A good example of this can be found in Deuteronomy 25:11-12.
The law reads: "If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her
husband from his assailant, and she reached out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her
no pity." It really says that. Click For More There was an Old Testament law that protected many widows following
the death of their husbands, especially if they were childless. If there was a brother, it was his duty to then take the woman
as his wife and do his best to impregnate her. Its in the Bible. Look it up. Click For More While the archaeological evidence does not support it, the story
of the life of King David is portrayed in three books of the Old Testament, described in the Quran and mentioned in the Kitab-i-Iqan
of the Baha’I faith. The Old Testament books of Samuel, 1 Kings and 1 Chronicles
are the basic sources of information about David. David is credited with writing some but not all of the poetry in the Book
of Psalms and the New Testament Books of Matthew and Luke list David in the ancestry of Jesus. No
other book in the surviving library of ancient text mentions King David and archaeologists have had to stretch their imaginations
to find any carved names or documents that appear to be a reference to David. More . . . Little Bully Kid Jesus While the Old Testament makes no bones about depicting Jehovah
God as an all-powerful force to be feared, the New Testament describes the Son, Jesus, as a kind person preaching love and
compassion. At least that is how the priests and high church officials chose to include
in the New Testament when they selected the writings and stories about Jesus’ life to be canonized about 600 years after
Jesus allegedly lived. And you can bet a lot of stuff was carefully snipped from the
original text because it didn’t fit the selected theological viewpoint of the early Roman Catholic Church. For example, there is almost nothing stated in the Gospels or letters about the childhood of Jesus. But the
text that has been found depict the young Jesus, like all extra bright children, as a peeler. Click For Story When Jesus Got Mad We have this sense through church teachings and by reading New
Testament passages that Jesus was a meek and mild man who walked around the land preaching love and kindness. Yet there are
moments when the scriptures give us a peak at Jesus when he lost his temper and went into fits of righteous rage. Click For Story The Eternal Damnation Myth Back when I was exploring the Christian faith I recall hearing a sermon about eternal
damnation. The preacher that day spoke of the one terrible sin that a person could commit for which there can be no forgiveness.
Anyone who commits this sin, he said, is doomed to burn forever in hell. There could be no escape. Thus, he warned, no one
must ever do this terrible thing. Click
For Story The Ruth And Boaz Connection The Book of Ruth in the
Old Testament outlines a story of how Ruth hooked up with a land owner named Boaz to produce offspring that led down a lineal
line to Jesus. As far as we can tell, the Jesus genealogy link is the only reason the Book of Ruth exists. Click For Story Did Jesus
Know Haagenti? At an age when so many Bible thumpers are counting heavily on
a mythological Jesus to come down out of the clouds and save them from a diseased, polluted and dying planet, a growing number
of historical researchers are questioning whether this dynamic "savior" even existed. Seattle
psychologist and author Valerie Tarico has written a fascinating review of the New Testament conflicts in the Jesus story.
In her article, which appeared in Alternet, Tarico looks deeply into the historical record, the timeline in which the New
Testament books were written and chosen by biased theologians to make them fit the "story," and the way the Christian story
plagiarizes so many earlier mythical accounts of god-like figures said to have walked among us. Dare To Read
The Bible story of the trial and murder of Jesus is strangely
lame when you think about it. An interesting theory presented last year on the website Prison Planet probably makes about
as much sense as any we have heard. They murdered Jesus because he attacked the money changers. The
article quotes the Rev. Howard Bess, a retired Baptist minister and frequent columnist for various Internet publications,
as pointing out that the entire movement to kill Jesus stemmed from his assault on the money changers operating in the temple.
"Jesus wasn’t sentenced to death until he challenged the money changers," said
Bess. Sounds about right. Click For More
It is common knowledge that the four gospels were written years
after Jesus allegedly walked the Earth, and that the writers were not the apostils Matthew, Mark, Luke or John who were with
Jesus during his ministry. It also is known that Paul, who claims to have had a miraculous
conversion after his single encounter with the spirit of Jesus while on the road to Damascus, is credited with scribbling
much of the rest of the New Testament. Nobody knows for sure who wrote the Book of Acts. Scholars say the writing style is
so similar they believe the author of Luke also wrote Acts. It
is only in the first chapter of Acts that a description of the ascension of Jesus is described. There are vague references
to it in the Gospels of Luke and Mark. If the writers didn't see it, did it happen? More . . . There are various Bible verses that tell us that God is in control
of all things, and that followers of Jesus must obey the laws of their government. Romans
13:1 reads: "Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God; the powers that be are ordained
of God." Thus believers must blindly accept the fact that winners of recent political
elections were given their authority by God, even though there has been strong evidence that the elections have been rigged
by corrupt election workers all the way up the the Supreme Court. Click For More There is a thread-worn joke that just about everybody has told
or at least heard a few dozen times. We say we don’t really want to go to Heaven because we won’t know anybody
up there. There is some basis for making a statement like that. The descriptions of Heaven
. . . as best we can ascertain from the few Bible verses that address the subject . . . do not make it a very alluring place.
Read More Most humans agree that something created us. Therefore, we generally
conclude there must be a "Creator," or an entity most of us refer to as God. And most believers agree that this God must be
omnipotent. The word omnipotent means: to have unlimited authority or power. There
is a paradox built into the omnipotence of God, however. It states that "if a being can perform any action then it should
be able to create an action that it cannot perform." We chew on this today. More . . . |
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