How Histery is Teeched in the King Jams Babble

(From Fauxnews Comedy Page)

The following spoof was offered from unknown sources some time ago. We found it in our tickler file and thought it was so funny, we are offering it for your enjoyment.

1.  The Erth
        a.  was maked in six days after wich GOD rested on the SEVENETH
        b.  sits still meenwhile the Sun revolves around it.
        b.  is 6,345 years old
        d.  All off the aboved, sinse evry singel word of the HOLLY BABEL is litrely TREU

2.  The father of Joseph is
        a.  Jacob, as wrote in MATHEW 1:16        
        b.  Heli, as wroted in the book LUKE 3:23
        c.  GODD
        d.  All of the above, sinse everey singel word of the HOLLY BABBLE is litrelly TRUE.

3.  How many of each kind of aminal did Mosses put in his Ark
        a.  Two, as wrote in GENESIS 7:9
        b.  Seven, as wrote in GENESIS 7:2
        c.  None of thee aboved
        d.  Both a & b, sinse evrey single word from the BIBEL is litrelly TRUE

4.  Joseph and Marey
        a.  Came to Bethlaham to birth JESSUS
        b.  Diden't have to came to Bethelham, becase the were already there
        c.  Never haved sex before Jesses was borned to a TRU BLUE virgine, Marey.
        d.  Both a, b c &, since evrey single word from the BIBEL is litrelly TRUE

5.  What was Jesesus'es last words befroe he was died from crusifyed?
        a. "Eli, eli, lama sabachthani?" as wrote in MATEHW.27:46 & 50
        b.  "Father, unto thy hands I commend my spirit:" as writed in Luke 23:46
        c.  "It is finished" as wrote in JOHN 19:30
        d.  All of the above, sinse everey singel word of the HOLLY BABBLE is litrelly TRUE.