How To Curse Without Guilt

By James Donahue

The next time you get stuck in traffic and some idiot cuts you off or does some other ridiculous thing to make your situation worse, here are some great curses from the Bible that you can use instead of the ones you normally do. Since they are scriptural, you don’t have to feel guilty using them:

"You son of a perverse and rebellious woman! Do I not know that you have chosen the son of Jesse to your own shame, and to the shame of your mother’s nakedness?" (1 Samuel 20:30)

"Your breath disgusts your wife; everyone in your family turns away. Young children can’t stand you and when you come near, they make fun. Your best friends and loved ones have turned from you." (Job 19:17-19)

"My little finger is thicker than (thy) father’s loins." (1 Kings 12:10)

"Then because of the dire straits to which you will be reduced when your enemy besieges you, you will eat your own children, the flesh of your sons and daughters whom the Lord has given you." (Deut. 28:53)

"You blind fools!" (Matthew 23:17)

"(They) are doomed with you to eat their own dung and drink their own urine." (Isaiah 36:12)

"Behold, I will rebuke your offspring, and spread dung on your faces, the dung of your offerings, and you shall be taken away with it." (Malachi 2:3)

‘’Happy is the one who takes your babies and smashes them against the rocks!" Psalm 137:9)

These are a few of the many quality curses uttered by writers of the Bible over the centuries. Do a little research of your own and we are sure you will find even better curses to memorize for just about any occasion.

There is something for everybody in that book!