The Great Chicken Religion
Commandment the first:
Everything in the world tastes like chicken, except chicken itself, roastbeef, and marmalade.
However, if chicken tasted like fish, theoretically everything should taste like fish; yet fish, tastes like chicken, so chicken
taste like chicken, but because the first sentence says that chicken doesn't taste like itself, fish would first taste like
chicken, and not because fish tastes like chicken, yet it does. Now, roastbeef, the so-called evil part of chicken, also doesn't
taste like chicken, much like marmalade. Though marmalade of itself, is a neutral force in the universe, it still has the
properties of chicken, which could have the properties of fish, which has the properties of chicken as explained above. Correct?
If you find this confusing, please see #6.
Commandment the second:
was created in a separate universe.
Commandment the third:
is a fallen chicken.
Commandment the fourth:
shall eat chicken.
Commandment the fifth:
Commandment the sixth:
shall not question #1 or else you will be boiled in your own bodily fluids.
Commandment the seventh:
WaWa is good.
Commandment the eighth:
shall not covet Roastbeef.
Commandment the ninth:
with Roastbeef causes gas.
Commandment the tenth:
no milk a rooster for thy shall suffer great humiliation (take it from experience). Chickatitudes
-Holy is the chicken, for they are good
-Blessed are the nymphs for they taste like chicken
-Do not eat yellow snow
-Saying "Guess what, chicken butt" is a sin
-Frank Perdue is a nice guy
-The Good Humor Man can take only so much
-Delaware IS a state, but I bet you've never heard of it. It's very insignificant and
-Anyone in an Old Navy commercial should be shot.
-Anyone who does the decree above will be rewarded with all the polar fleece and drawstring
pants they want.
-Caffeine is not a drug nor a stimulant, for it is acutally the third greatest
substance known to man (only water and oxygen are greater).